They wanted to have sweet dreams! 62. At the end of the day, if you lose or win the election, you can always hold your head up high for delivering a great speech. Why do magicians score well in exams? The outside. 111. Do you smell carrots? Veep! 114 There are ten cats standing on a boat. Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 97. When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? 123 What does the secret agent cow say to the other agent cow before a mission? Below are the 40 Funny Student Council Campaign Slogans. The elf-abet. How do math students take a sunbath? Because it is full of problems, 11. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? 61 What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentines Day? Student Council Campaign Posters Queen Poster Office Poster great campaign poster idea I thought of and made myself! Why is the letter A most like a flower? What do you call a cheese thats not yours?Nacho cheese! These jokes can also be used as riddles to help get your children thinking and allow them to exercise their brains. What do you call two witches living together? 131 When building a house, what tool do dinosaurs use the most? Because he had no body to go with. Where do polar bears vote? 187. Knock, knock.Whos there?Icy.Icy who?Icy you in there! 66. 154. Copyright 2011 - 2023 MomJunction Private Limited. Joke 130 When dinosaurs keep scoring touchdowns, what does its team get? Don't be shy give _______ a try Take what you need and Vote _______ Love your girlfriend & Vote for _______ Oct 20, 2021 - Explore Kat Michele's board "Funny student council speeches" on Pinterest. Dinner is on me. What do you call an illegally parked frog?Toad! She also took training in Child and Adolescent Psychiatry at National Institute of Mental Harshita is a graduate in commerce and holds a PG Diploma in Patent and Copyrights Law from NALSAR University. Where the rules are thin and lethal tactics like using weapons are par for the course. You can try using a clever pun and see if they pick up on the wordplay. Why did the turkey cross the road? 119. Every student wishes not to be left a LOAN after graduation. In queso you still haven't figured it out, I'm the best woman for the job. What is fast, loud and crunchy? What do you call an alligator who solves mysteries?An investigator! You may get on each ot, Retirement Speech Examples and Ideas That Get It Right, It is customary for a person retiring to give a speech, either at a retirement celebration or at a final meeting in the workplace. 173. An eggroll. Hisssssstory. Do they make you laugh? What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn? 129 What dinosaur should never drive a car? 210 Best Jokes for Kids of All Ages. What musical instrument can you find in the bathroom?A tuba toothpaste! 149. 71. 104. 81 What do a car and an elephant have in common? Because he went down in history. 15. Day-scare centers. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?By its bark! 52. 134 Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? 42 How does a scientist freshen his breath? Why do the students wear glasses during math class? Even young children enjoy the structure of joke-telling; the setup, the unexpected punchline, then laughing out loud together! Coffin drops. Knock, Knock!? Best Babysitting Classes & Certifications for Skill & Confidence. Using sarcasm and jokes only people who attend your high school will get is a great way of connecting with them. What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?It waves! What do math students eat on Halloween? Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?Leeks! 78 When potatoes have babies, what are they called? Who's there? We called it Joke January!. 71. The Boarding school, 43. Why is history a sweet subject? Why cant 12 and 9 get married? Which is the shortest month of the year? Why does a dog do so well in school? How do bees go to school? A first-aid kit. 188. An overqualified circle has? Because they dont know the words! Explore fun prom themes everyone will love, from enchanted forests to red carpet glam. It is always easy for people to be swayed by someone who knows how to engage them with some humor. What did the cross-eyed teacher say to the principal? 189. Where do polar bears keep their money?In a snow bank! 58 What treat should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party? short for?Because he's only got little legs! What do you call a fish with no eye?A fsh! 158 What did the Lego pirate say when he lost his leg? What is black when its clean and white when its dirty? I'm going to give you only one reason why you should vote for me. Q: How does the ocean say hello? Because they can handle tricky questions, 9. The smartest letters of the alphabet The Ys (wise), 59. An animated Pixar movie about Marlin, a goldfish father, trying to get his son admitted to the best fish college will be named 'funding Nemo.'. Where did my Lego leg go? What has ears but cannot hear? Wrap music. Why are Christmas trees bad at sewing? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?It is either one or the udder! 179 What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Is It Worth Replacing A Compressor On A Refrigerator? Because the teacher told them that it was a piece of cake. They say once ye lose yer first hand,ye get hooked. You're going to crack yourself up with these jokes to play on Mom or Dad. 128. Yes, because a building cant jump at all. ~ Lisa K. 169 Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? 8 pirates. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Because she wanted to go to high school. 'Sharma ji ka beta' syndrome and drone parenting must end. What do astronauts do before throwing a party?They planet! What do elves do after school? From a young age, he was forced to get a job in the local milk refinery, where his dad worked. On their feet. What animal can you always find at a baseball game?A bat! The kid shrugs. What did the lightbulb say to its sweetheart?I wuv you a watt! A blood orange. 52 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? RELATED: Egg-Cellent Easter Puns Every Bunny Will Love. 122. What happened when Bluebeard fell overboard in the Red Sea? 21 Did I tell you the joke about the broken pencil? Which hand is it better to write with?Neither, its better to write with a pencil! The Pumpkin Pi, 60. Yo Mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I . One day, a vampire graduated from university. 38. I am fully aware that the student council to which I am aspiring to be a member of works hand in hand with the administration and student body to ensure that the student events held yearly turn out to be a success. Snow. 98. Why are spiders so smart?They can find everything on the web! How do you stay warm in any room? What do sprinters eat before a race?Nothing. This information is for educational purposes only and not a substitution for professional health services. What do birds say on Halloween? What does a cow call an earthquake?A milkshake! An octo-puss. These are essential if you're doing something like giving a funny student council speech at school. What do you do when a lemon gets sick?You give it lemon-aid! They do, just not in public. 49. Snow. 60. Knock, knock.Whos there?Figs.Figs who?Figs the doorbell, Ive been knocking forever! They make up everything. The years I have spent so far in this high school has seen me explore the different opportunities on offer. A teacher says, Spit out that gum! and a train says, Chew! What did the sink say to the toilet?Wow, you look really flushed! Whether it's a chuckle about classrooms, students, supplies, or teachers, these school jokes for kids are just the thing to take in when you need a bit of humor during the day. This is the kind of team spirit I hope my leadership will entrench if given the opportunity. Preferably, I'd like to be the one with the biggest gut if you don't mind. Just let it fall. A stick. 17 What did the paper say to the pencil? 7. Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? What did the cat say when it fell down the stairs?Me-ow! Student Council Funny Speech Ideas for Kids Jennie Ashley Funny is not always easily achieved. Double who? They dont wear socks they have bear feet (bare feet)! ~ Sheryl F. Joke 170 Whats the loudest pet you can get? Why is six afraid of seven? The past years I have spent in this school have served as the perfect training ground for me to serve as your vice president. A registered charity: 209131 (England and Wales) SC037733 (Scotland). To make it quite clear for the students, 54. Who is everyones best friend at school? 162 Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road? Whats the longest sentence? the English teacher asked. The same place you lost her. Knock, knock.Whos there?Isabel.Isabel who?Isabel not working? A: It waves! Boo-gers. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. That hit the spot. Are monsters good at math? Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?Just in case he got a hole in one! How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced? 81. How much do computers eat for lunch? Whats the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? You can select the cow that has the best mooooooooves! Joke 25 What was the bankers favorite player on the football team? Copyright 2021. What does a witch use to do her hair? Dont bore people with long speeches. 147. Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?Because shes always running away from the ball! 87 What nickname do you keep for a monkey selling potato chips? Because they always drop their needles. A fur ball. 110. 156. 24. Which school do the birds go to? and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock-knock jokes for kids? I assure you that if I am considered worthy of election into this exalted office, I will do all to put your interests first while also ensuring that your concerns are taken care of. What fruit do scarecrows love the most? What did the cat say when he fell off the table? Since your campaign speech is geared toward other teens, not teachers or parents, you can get a lot more creative and open with a seriously funny intro. Fleece Navidad. One college student was so aggressive at learning that he hit the books. Which nation does the teacher like? 4. 137 How did the cow jump over the moon? What are the ten things teachers can always count on? ~ Amanda B. Knock, knock.Whos there?ToodleToodle who?Toodle-loo! 174. Never mind 159 How did the pirate get his flag so cheaply? 16 Whats the difference between a teacher and a train? None, because the cats were all copy cats. What kind of water cant freeze? Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average? 87. It may not come to a number of you as a surprise that I am running for student council for the post of (..). 132. AtEducation to the Core, we exist to help our teachers build a stronger classroom as they connect with our community to find trusted, state-of-the-art resources designed by teachers for teachers. 156 Have you heard about the new pirate movie? Why did the Easter egg hide? A living room. Moreover, teaching children some hilarious and amusing school jokes may also help them socialize with ease and break the ice with their peers. A pen or a pencil writes well. Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer? 179. Teacher: One great thing that we have today but not ten years ago Student: Its me. What position does a ghost play in hockey? 29 How do you make seven an even number? A year older. 163. I want to work with each one of you to make this place even more awesome than it currently is. 1 Which school supply is the king of the classroom? Do you like telling jokes in your language? A cornfield. Joke 180 Why cant you ever tell a joke around glass? A mushroom! How does a scientist freshen her breath? Pennsylvania. 143. Hoppy Birthday. Joke 115 Whats a cats favorite nursery rhyme? ~ Jenny D. Joke 85 Whats the best day for monkey business? 5 Places You Cant Miss! 86. 198. A Holly Davidson. Because they have nine lives. How to Become a Babysitter That Parents Can Trust. Obtaining a visa to the US is a great opportunity, and many people want to take advantage of it. GeomeTREE, 29. 92. Michele is a mom and aunt that has 15 years experience coordinating daily activities, swim programs, and lesson planning for teens. Why cant a rabbits nose be 12 inches long? Because it has many dates, 14. In case he got a hole in one. 142. How is it that I only know 25 letters of the alphabet?I just don't know y! EnglishBecause it has SPELLings, 33. Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? They love watching the old movies because the movies are black and white! Where would you find an elephant? ~Serina W. 18 - Why was the music teacher stuck outside his classroom? What did the pizza say to the topping?I never sau-sage a pretty face! When I walk down the hallways at school, I want to feel like I'm in one of those YouTube videos for kids where a grown man drives tiny toy trucks around. 86 What do you call bears with no ears? If nothing is right with you in college, go left. 48 What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Knock, knock. What did the big flower say to the little flower?Hi, bud! Why do geography students drown? With sham-boo. Why cant a bicycle stand by itself? Dr. Neha Bhave Salankar is a consultant psychiatrist at Bhave Institute of Mental Health based in Nagpur and has around 11 years of experience in the field. Why couldn't the pony sing Happy Birthday?Because she was just a little hoarse! 63. Yo Mama so old she rode dinosaurs to school. If time is money, we're all going to be very rich after this speech. 194. Giant list of fun education jokes, puns, and riddles. 63. 120. Because they go to high school. The librarybecause it has many STORIES, 17. Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant. Why was the baby strawberry crying? A turkey. Sit back, relax and enjoy these 180 Jokes for the Classroom! The longest word in the dictionary RUBBER BANDBecause it stretches, 49. When will the little snake arrive? What did one colored egg say to the other? To show he wasn't a chicken. Ouch! 112 What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? 170. 145. Joke 20 - Why did the students eat their homework? Why did the cookie go to the nurse?Because he felt crummy! As President Donald Trump said, "People would vote for me. I can guarantee you that if I am voted into office; I will work together with the president providing the much-needed support for a stable and purposeful tenure. 58. How do you fit more pigs on a farm? Yo Mama so small her best friend is an ant. What does a book do to keep warm in the winter?It puts on a jacket! What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday? 151 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh out loud? Well, then your quest ends here. Sharing jokes with your kids helps you develop a stranger and friendlier bond with them and also helps improve their social, verbal, and communication skills. Why do teenagers travel in groups of threes and fives?Because they cant even! What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?Yellow! What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?He puts his PJ-Amazon! 15 Funny April Fools' Pranks to Play on Parents. 59 What do they sell at McDonalds at the North Pole? Whats the calculators favorite statement? What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?They gave him a tough sentence! What do you call a huge pile of cats?A meow-ntain! But no matter what avenue you choose, you have to have a good arsenal of setups, punchlines and one-liners at the ready and different ones for different ages. The Bunny Hop. How do you make an octopus laugh? 31. 32. Because its too possessive, 83. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? Why is grass so dangerous?Because its full of blades! What did one pencil say to another on the first day of school? Keep laughing and keep smiling! Yo Mama so small she has to slam-dunk her bus fare. Why did the snake cross the road? 119 What do you call a cow in an earthquake? Because they spend a lot of time at C, 34. 2. So, please give me a moment of your time and if you plan to vote for me after this speech, let's turn this audience into a crowded highway that feels like Friday at 5:00! 93 What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine? Her love for travelling has taken her to various parts of the world, and writing the travelogues was what brought out her love for content Child Education, Storytelling, Activities and Learning. "Me-ow.". Funny Quotes About Siblings You'll Immediately Relate To, Life is simply more colorful when you have siblings to share it with, and funny sibling quotes can reveal some of the hilarious realities behind brother-sister relationships. Hammerhead sharks work there because they are the most useful one! Why is a geometry lesson so adorable? Have you copied? A monster on a tricycle. What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? What did the mama cow say to the calf?Its pasture bedtime! Most student voters are attracted to funny and catchy slogans as is seen. 50. 26. Why are ghosts bad liars?Because you can see right through them! Many of you will remember the petition I wrote concerning the hygiene issue we faced in the restroom last summer. What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. Because theyll just wash up on shore later. 360 degrees. 1. All rights reserved. Why shouldnt you tell an Easter egg a good joke? See more ideas about student council speech, student council, funny student council speeches. What did one plate say to the other plate? What kind of tree fits in your hand? Because a Bee always follows it. How do ghosts wash their hair? 166. 135. 107. What's a witch's favorite school subject?Spelling! One cat jumps off the boat, how many more cats are left? 178. What do you call two bananas?A pair of slippers! A receding hareline. Back to Jokes. 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